WANTED: LLAMA

Have you seen this llama? He's generally filled with drama, likes his red pajamas, dislikes the Shoporama and usually has a beef with his llama mama.

Llama Llama Red Pajama has gone missing. We borrowed it from the library because Grace and Luke are big fans of the llama genre (who isn't, really?). One day I asked Grace to bring the book downstairs so we could return it. We got ready to go and I asked her where the book was. I knew I was in trouble when I got the blank stare. We retraced our steps and could not find the damn book. Grace has little to no short term memory. Every time I asked her where did you put it she'd look around, look at the ceiling with pursed lips (as if trying to remember) and then ultimately shrug her shoulders and run off to play with the dog. It was as if we were in an episode Twilight Zone. One minute the book was there. The next minute: poof!

Now I must do the deed and pay up at the library. I'm annoyed by this but a number of people (including 2 librarians) have assured me this happens all the time. If we had lost it from the start I would be more amenable to saying oh well, no big deal. But that book is here--somewhere. And it's killing me that I can't find it.

So if you see this llama out and about--he's wanted and this mama wants to end the drama.